Tuesday 18 August 2009

Young Helos asks himself "Where the fuck did he get chocholate from"

... Its time for me to share with you something that happened to me a few years ago while at my high school outreach program.

About 20 students, myself included had to stay at a handicapped childrens facility for about a week and take care of the children there. it was pretty lame, but it sure beat going to classes.

Anyways... i was assigned to the WHEELCHAIR house... this cottage had a few children in there that were wheelchair bound... this one fellow was proppa crazy, for the sake of this story... lets call him Crazy Wheelz... ROFL... this kid could reach speeds of about 2 H-MPH... that would be 2 Handicapped - Miles per Hour...



Anyways, in the middle of the facility there was a rather large park, and it was my responsibility to accompany Crazy Wheelz around the park with another fellow student of mine... We head off and within a short amount of time we run into another group of students heading the opposite way... we put Crazy Wheelz into park, and started chatting with the other group...

THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG

I turn around and i notice Crazy Wheelz is munching on fucking chocholate... i ask myself, who the fuck would give this handicapped kid chocholate, its all over the place...

on his Nose, all over his face, both his hands and his T shirt... fuckign mess

and then i saw something... an image that is burned into my retinas till this day... i saw where he kept his stash of chunky warm chocholate goodness.. namely his fuckign pants...

I saw Crazy wheels Reach into his underwear, grab a huge chunk of gooey poo nastyness and proceed to munch down on that gravy dip like he didnt have his breakfast... i then realized why this kid was in the nut case facility.

Now i know what you all are thinking.. thats fucked up, and is probablly bullshit...

well i can only say one thing... some things are to fucked up for even me to come up with, and this is certainly one of them...

GOD DAMN HE SURE ENJOYED THAT ASS GRAVY... Crazy Wheels your one sick little roflcopter.

2 comments:

  1. Hey I've seen that picture before! Discipline forums, didn't you say it was Kinnan or someone and everyone belived you?

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  2. rofl

    yeah susan that pick has nothign to do with crazy wheelz.. it was just a pic i had on my pc from the days i was makign fun of kinnan...

    i thought his inncocent face was a perfect way to show case how sneaky these wheelchair bound pooh eaters could be

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