Young Helos asks himself "Where the fuck did he get chocholate from"

... Its time for me to share with you something that happened to me a few years ago while at my high school outreach program.

About 20 students, myself included had to stay at a handicapped childrens facility for about a week and take care of the children there. it was pretty lame, but it sure beat going to classes.

Anyways... i was assigned to the WHEELCHAIR house... this cottage had a few children in there that were wheelchair bound... this one fellow was proppa crazy, for the sake of this story... lets call him Crazy Wheelz... ROFL... this kid could reach speeds of about 2 H-MPH... that would be 2 Handicapped - Miles per Hour...



Anyways, in the middle of the facility there was a rather large park, and it was my responsibility to accompany Crazy Wheelz around the park with another fellow student of mine... We head off and within a short amount of time we run into another group of students heading the opposite way... we put Crazy Wheelz into park, and started chatting with the other group...

THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG

I turn around and i notice Crazy Wheelz is munching on fucking chocholate... i ask myself, who the fuck would give this handicapped kid chocholate, its all over the place...

on his Nose, all over his face, both his hands and his T shirt... fuckign mess

and then i saw something... an image that is burned into my retinas till this day... i saw where he kept his stash of chunky warm chocholate goodness.. namely his fuckign pants...

I saw Crazy wheels Reach into his underwear, grab a huge chunk of gooey poo nastyness and proceed to munch down on that gravy dip like he didnt have his breakfast... i then realized why this kid was in the nut case facility.

Now i know what you all are thinking.. thats fucked up, and is probablly bullshit...

well i can only say one thing... some things are to fucked up for even me to come up with, and this is certainly one of them...

GOD DAMN HE SURE ENJOYED THAT ASS GRAVY... Crazy Wheels your one sick little roflcopter.

Young Helos hears them cats ass penetrating eachother

You Know whats ass sauce?

The fact that these 2 cats love doing the intestine penetraytay right outside my window...

Rofl its quite horrible... the cat recieving the ass invasion is meowing so hard he might have a anal prolapse... god damn uri geller...

and its not like they go at it for 20 seconds... they propper enjoy that shit for more that 20 minutes... i wish i still had my bb guns from when i was a young boy... before my ears were disgraced with the sounds of moaning felines!

Young Helos runs into crazy people on his way to work...

I ask myself this as i bask in my aura of exellence... young helos style.

Why do i run into crazy people every day when im heading to work or school?

.. idk...

Maybe its the fact that on my way to work i pass by the town mental institution / mental farm...

So... am i supposed to just ignore them while i brisk walk past the crowd of drooling, flea infested croocked eyed fruit baskets? idk... its kinna hard to do when they try to grab u and utter "good morning" in their crazy talk...

now dont get me wrong... i have nothing againts people with crooked eyes and leaking noses, who urinate their pants and eat goat droppings but... i guess in a way... its kind of pleasing to see that they got owned... that god dealt them a bad hand with shit encrusted cards... nice one

anyways im outta here... i gotta take a combat shit

WTF is this... God Damn Uri Geller

roflbananas

a warnign to those who know not young helos... you will read things that will probably haunt you one day.


Allways wanted to write down the rofl loltyp things i think of. Those of you who know me will enjoy taking a dive into the pulsating man plump that is my brain.